/*////////////////////////////////////////////////////// * Random or Daily Quotes Script w/optional controls * © John Davenport Scheuer as first seen in Dynamic Drive Forums * http://www.dynamicdrive.com/forums - user name jscheuer1 * This credit must remain for legal use. 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He just donated $250 to Ron Paul 2012.~Kevin P.^\ Ron Paul turned down Superman's job.~Mike M.^\ Ron Paul took a lie detector test. The lie detector tapped out.~Mike M..^\ Ron Paul invented Chuck Norris.~Mike M.^\ I just saved a bunch of money by switching to Ron Paul.~Mike M.^\ If you pull Ron Paul's finger, a band will march by playing Yankee Doodle Dandy.~Kevin P.^\ Ron Paul lost his virginity to Susan B. Anthony.~Mike M.^\ Ron Paul has no alarm clock, but instead wakes every morning to the call of freedom.~Kyle B.^\ Ron Paul doesn't cut taxes. He kills them with his bare hands.~Anonymous^\ Jesus wears a wrist band that says \"What Would Ron Paul Do?\"~Mike M.^\ Ron Paul doesn't sleep. He deliberates.~Mike M.^\ Ron Paul doesn't go the gym. He stays fit by exercising his civil rights.~Kyle B.^\ Ron Paul delivers babies without his hands. He simply reads them the Bill of Rights and they crawl out in anticipation of freedom.~Kyle B.^\ Ron Paul's idea of Gun Control is both hands on the weapon.~Michael M.^\ Ron Paul speaks in the universal language of love.~Anonymous.^\ Ron Paul beat Atlas in an arm-wrestling match.~Mike M.^\ Ron Paul can fly, but doesn't because its unconsitutional.~Mike M.^\ Ron Paul holds the single-season homerun record.~Mike M.^\ Ron Paul is 9 feet tall, but the weight of his conscience makes him look shorter.~Mike M.^\ In the dewey decimal system, Ron Paul is 1.00.~Anonymous^\ Like a duck's quack, Ron Paul's voice doesn't echo.~Mike M.^\ Ron Paul is an impermiable membrane.~Mike M.^\ God calls Ron Paul for advice.~Mike M.^\ Ron Paul declared war on the war on drugs.~Mike M.^\ Ron Paul uses tax returns of US citizens as toilet paper.~Mike M.^\ Ron Paul is an element on the periodic table.~Anonymous^\ Ron Paul is a constitutionalist because he wrote the Preamble.~Mike M.^\ Greek myths acknowledge Ron Paul as the supreme being.~Anonymous^\ Ron Paul has so many morals, he has to pay for two seats on a plane.~Mike M.^\ Ron Paul reproduces asexually.~Garrett S.^\ Ron Paul is like kryptonite to Mitt Romney.~Mike M.^\ Ron Paul has two first names...and is proud of it.~Mike M.^\ Ron Paul wants to create the perfect currency backed only by his love of freedom!~Phillip M.^\ Ron Paul is an anagram for \"Freedom\" (but only he knows how).~Anthony C.^\ Ron Paul doesn't pee. He liberates urine.~Mike M.^\ Ron Paul could lead a horse to water AND convince it to drink, but he doesn't believe the government has that right so he refuses.~Mike M.^\ Ron Paul's motorcycle is powered by global warming.~Jeff B.^\ Ron Paul has a regenerative healing factor, retractable claws of freedom and a skeletal system comprised of adamantium encased liberty.~William W.^\ Ron Paul's midi-chlorian level is off the chart.~William W.^\ Ron Paul has delivered over 4,000 babies, what makes this particularly remarkable is that they were all his own.~William W.^\ Chuck Norris voted for Ron Paul in 88... twice.~Jesse A.^\ King Midas shook hands with Ron Paul once. Nothing happened.~Kevin P.^\ Ron Paul makes the U.S. dollar want to be a better currency.~Kevin P.^\ Ron Paul's hemoglobin contains stainless steel, not iron.~Kevin P.^\ Ron Paul has only noble gas.~Kevin P.^\ When Chuck Norris gets scared, he goes to Ron Paul.~Milos D.^\ Ron Paul once ordered a Big Mac from Burger King, and got one.~Ken E.^\ Ron Paul emerged from the womb wrapped in a flag of no more than thirteen stars and stripes.~Ken E.^\ Rather than use his powers for evil, Ron Paul uses his powers for awesome.~Mike M.^\ Ron Paul knows dozens of words that rhyme with \"orange\".~Mike M.^\ Ron Paul is wiser than Dumbledore.~Ken E.^\ In space, you can hear Ron Paul scream.~Ken E.^\ Ron Paul made the apple fall on newton.~Ken E.^\ According to biblical prophecy, Ron Paul will part the Potomac and lead the fiscal conservatives out of Washington, DC.~Ken E.^\ The government tried to steal once. Ron Paul made it sit in time out.~Eli A.^\ Ron paul actually trained the Geico gecko to speak with that accent.~Michael L.^\ Ron Paul's pen is mightier than his William Wallace broad sword.~Phil W.^\ Ron Paul doesn't have bowel movements because is doesn't waste.~Eli A.^\ Ron Paul gets high on freedom.~Isaac L.^\ Dogs lie down with cats when Ron Paul speaks.~John C.^\ Oil and water spontaneously mix when Ron Paul speaks.~John C.^\ Ron Paul wears running shoes so he can chase down \"tax and spend\" Republicans & rip their hearts out with his bare hands.~John C.^\ Ron Paul can turn water into the American Flag.~Anonymous^\ When applied directly to the brain, Ron Paul instantly cures socialism.~Anonymous^\ Ron Paul doesn't act like a patriot, a patriot acts like Ron Paul.~Anonymous^\ Studies by the World Health Organization show that Ron Paul is the leading cause of freedom among men.~Mike M.^\ Ron Paul's tears can shrink government. Too bad he never cries.~Anonymous^\ Ron Paul has two speeds - walk, and liberate.~Anonymous^\ While not a proctologist, Ron Paul will save this country's ass.~Anonymous^\ Ron Paul wasn't born. He liberated himself from the womb.~Mike M.^\ The chief export of Ron Paul is liberty.~Mike M.^\ Ron Paul doesn't write books. The words assemble out of fear.~Anonymous^\ Waldo cannot hide from Ron Paul.~Mike M.^\ Ron Paul named his fists \"Freedom\" and \"Justice\".~Stan^\ Ron Paul refuses to drink tea...only water from Boston Harbor.~Stan^\ Ron Paul let the dogs out. They were being held without due process.~Kevin P.^\ The price of gold is pegged to Ron Paul's \"good cholesterol\" level.~Kevin P.^\ Ron Paul blew up both Death Stars, but the media spun the facts in favor of Luke and Lando.~Ryan M.^\ It was going to be called the Paul of Rights, but Ron Paul is a humble man.~Kevin P.^\ Ron Paul can believe its not butter.~Wayne F.^\ When fascism goes to sleep at night, it checks under the bed for Ron Paul.~Wayne F.^\ Ron Paul personally approved this fact.~Wayne F.^\ Ron Paul was the OB that Delivered Chuck Norris.~Daniel M.^\ Ron Paul can stop Global Warming with one roundhouse kick to the sun.~Daniel M.^\ Ron Paul can recite pi to 1776 decimal places.~Robert M.^\ Ron Paul is able to leap tall stacks of congressional legislation in a single bound.~Robert M.^\ Ron Paul played the role of V in the movie, \"V for Vendetta\".~Robert M.^\ Chuck Norris was a Liberal until Ron Paul kicked some sense into him.~Daniel M.^\ Before Rudy Giuliani goes to bed he checks his closet for Ron Paul!~Anthony R.^\ Ron Paul defies the Laws of (Political) Science!~Anthony R.^\ In Braveheart, Mel Gibson was originally supposed toscream \"RON PAUL!\" however, it was changed to just \"Freedom!\" for legal reasons.~Anthony R.^\ On the 0th day Ron Paul created God and Ron Paul said it was \"aiight\".~Carlos S.^\ Ron Paul taught Jesus how to walk on water.~Robert M.^\ Ron Paul can smell government spending a mile away.~Mike M.^\ Ron Paul has a natural non-stick, Teflon coating.~Mike M.^\ Ron Paul could make soccer interesting.~Kevin P.^\ Good: Old Doc Paul's Constitution Salve. Bad: Fast Rudy McRomney's Preemptive Suppositories.~Kevin P.^\ Hannibal Lecter is not interested in Ron Paul's liver. He would, however, like to know more about Ron Paul's plan to abolish the IRS.~Kevin P.^\ Ron Paul did not invent the Internet. He invented bits.~Kevin P.^\ When the going gets tough, the tough get Ron Paul.~Dustin C.^\ Ron Paul taught Yoda how to use the force.~Dustin C.^\ Ron Paul taught John Wayne how to ride a horse.~Dustin C.^\ Ron Paul can recite pi to 1776 decimal places.~Robert M.^\ Ron Paul taught John Wayne how to ride a horse.~Dustin C.^\ Ron Paul taught Yoda how to use the force.~Dustin C.^\ When the going gets tough, the tough get Ron Paul.~Dustin C.^\ If guts could fight, they would fight their Ron Paul out.~Dustin C.^\ Ron Paul once went on a wild goose chase, and caught the goose.~Dustin C.^\ Ron Paul can kill two birds with one stone, but doesn't because he is against violence.~Dustin C.^\ Ron Paul knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.~Dustin C.^\ Ron Paul taught his old dog new tricks.~Dustin C.^\ Ron Paul can strike out a batter in two pitches.~Dustin C.^\ Illegal immigrants willing go home and get into line for Ron Paul.~Dustin C.^\ Chuck Norris and Ron Paul were once WWE Tag Team Champions.~Dustin C.^\ Freddy Kruger has nightmares about Ron Paul.~Dustin C.^\ Ron Paul is so fast he can steal home plate, but his conscious won't let him do it.~Dustin C.^\ While playing poker, Ron Paul once drew five of a kind.~Dustin C.^\ The Chicken crossed the road to vote for Ron Paul.~Dustin C.^\ Ron Paul delivered over 4,000 babies. What is remarkable is that they were all on time, as promised, and under-budget, unlike the Post Office.~Steve M.^\ Ron Paul eats Total Gyms for breakfast.~Alex W.^\ Ron Paul's constituent particles are free to go at any time, but stay together by unanimous mutual consent.~Craig R.^\ Gold is backed by Ron Paul.~Alex W.^\ Ron Paul hates Raymond.~Yay A.^\ ...and on the seventh day, Ron Paul said \"I'll take it from here.\"~Justin P.^\ Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of government? Ron Paul knows.~Justin P.^\ Ron Paul once had an arm-wrestling contest with Superman. The loser had to agree to wear his underwear outside his pants.~Justin P.^\ If Ron Paul had lived in Sparta, the movie would have been called \"1\".~Justin P.^\ Ron Paul destroys big governments with laser beams from his eyes.~Justin P.^\ Every time Ron Paul farts, the Liberty Bell rings.~John M.^\ The original pledge of allegiance ended with 'Liberty, and Justice (and Ron Paul)'.~Geoff H.^\ Ron Paul spam is neither edible nor nutritious.~Alex^\ In Soviet Russia, Ron Paul votes for YOU!~Geoff H.^\ If guts could fight, they would fight their Ron Paul out.~Dustin C.^\ If Truthism was a recognized religion, Ron Paul would be it's only Prophet!~Chris S.^\ Ron Paul's mother is the Statue of Liberty.~Alexander P.^\ Ron Paul's heart is literally made out of gold. This greatly upsets the Federal Reserve.~Alexander P.^\ Ron Paul's experience as a Gynecologist gives him the best credentials to fix the BUSH Administration.~Ben M.^\ Ron Paul lives in a house made of integrity.~Mike M.^\ Ron Paul can, and does, believe it's not butter.~Joey J.^\ Ron Paul founded the Pony Express.~Matthias D.^\ The comic strip \"Captain America\" is Ron Paul's biography.~Matthias D.^\ Ron Paul is in talks with ABC to produce a new show...\"Extreme Makeover: Country Edition.\"~Matthias D.^\ A Klondike bar would do anything for a Ron Paul.~Matthias D.^\ If Truthism was a recognized religion, Ron Paul would be it's only Prophet!~Matthias D.^\ Ron Paul is an anagram for Our Plan.~Jim O.^\ Ron Paul's taught Johnny Cash \"one piece at a time\"...~Earl M.^\ Ron Paul is a freedom magnet.~Earl M.^\ Ron Paul can take every cent from George Stephanopolous' pocket and turn it into gold with his bare hands.~Kathryn R.^\ Ron Paul eats the U.S. tax code for breakfast.~Jesse A.^\ Ron Paul is one of the Ancient immortals called upon by Heaven in times of crisis.~Troy T.^\ Sliced bread is the greatest thing since Ron Paul.~Andrew^\ A 500-foot-tall Ron Paul did not attack Tokyo with radioactive breath. (That would be initiation of force.)~Freud P.^\ Ron Paul is not watching you.~Freud P.^\ Ron Paul doesn't write books. The words assemble together because it is in their economic interest to do so.~Andrew S.^\ When Ron Paul was married, Thomas Jefferson was his best man.~Laura F.^\ Ron Paul knows kung fu; Chuck Norris fakes it.~Travis B.^\ Ron Paul knows where Carmen Sandiego is.~David B.^\ Ron Paul does not drive a car. The earth rotates in accordance with wherever Ron Paul wants his car to be when he steps out of it.~Danny W.^\ Ron Paul has a 10-hit combo move known as \"The Bill of Rights\".~Ronnie^\ Ron Paul has bigger balls of steel than Duke Nukem!~Ryan J.^\ If you listen to The Beatles backwards, you can hear Mitt Romney say \"Ron Paul is ahead...\"~Brandon P.^\ When the Moon looks down at the Earth - the moon sees Ron Paul!~Randy H.^\ Ron Paul can kill the income tax with a roundhouse kick...but why be cliche when you can make it suffer?~Trevor O.^\ The sun will go blind if it stares at Ron Paul.~Walter H.^\ Ron Paul cleared all four stages on Ninja Warrior without using his upper body.~Michael G.^\ Ron Paul Kills Taxes, Dead.~Erik B.^\ Ron Paul is the only political virgin in the U.S. Congress; he's never screwed America.~Evan B.^\ Hillary Clinton may be the only woman running for president, but it's also notable that Ron Paul is the only MAN running for president.~Nicholas K.^\ Ron Paul has touched more womens vaginas than Wilt Chamberlin.~Thomas F.^\ Much to his chagrin, Ron Paul wakes daily to find bald eagles nesting in his chest hair.~Barrett R.^\ The ball that went through Bill Buckner's Legs in the '86 World Series had just heard Ron Paul speak about \"individual freedom\".~Dr. Carr^\ Ron Paul taught Spock the Vulcan Death Touch~Un Reasonableman^\ Ron Paul has to wear an athletic supporter because his balls are based on the new currency (pure gold).~Mike M.^\ Ron Paul makes his own Gravy.~xs4intx^\ Ron Paul eats the current government and still manages to poop out pure democracy.~Ron P.^\ Ron Paul is fighting a battle of ideas against unarmed opponents.~Silver^\ A Camel would walk a mile for Ron Paul.~Jeff M.^\ Carol Paul wears a perpetual smile. Ladies, you'd be smiling too, if you knew what she knows about Ron Paul.~Luke O.^\ Superheroes fantasize about becoming Ron Paul.~Jeff M.^\ Honus Wagner's most prized posession was his autographed Ron Paul rookie card.~Luke O.^\ Ron Paul refunds a portion of his received solar radiation to the Universe each year.~brlittle^\ Fear knocked at the door. Ron Paul answered. And lo, no one was there.~Victoria C.^\ Man can live on Ron Paul alone.~Victoria C.^\ It took Barry Bonds his entire career to reach 756 home runs. It took Ron Paul an hour. He spent the first 59 minutes convincing the Iranians not to use nuclear missles.~Luke^\ Ron Paul can and will catch the gingerbread man.~Larry^\ As a child, Ron Paul did not collect baseball cards. He collected Amendments.~Paul B.^\ Ron Paul is a better golfer than Calvin Coolidge.~Paul B.^\ Ron Paul is so in favor of the First Amendment, he runs attack ads against himself.~Paul B.^\ The federal government had seven branches before Ron Paul got a hold of it~Paul B.^\ Ron Paul is Darth Vader's father.~Brad^\ Ron Paul got an email telling him he won $475 million in the Nigerian Lottery, responded, and got his check in two days.~John D.^\ Ron Paul once built a personalized guitar for his kid brother Les' birthday. The rest is history.~John D.^\ There used to be only one senator per state, but after Ron Paul introduced Freedom, they had to keep spares.~David J.^\ Ron Paul knows the Muffin Man.~David J.^\ Even though all the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't do it, Ron Paul put Humpty together again.~David J.^\ Ron Paul can not only break the sound barrier, but can fix it too.~Mario T.^\ Ron Paul is the 800 lb. gorilla in the room.~W.L. Mead^\ Ron Paul is good enough, smart enough, and gosh darn it, people like him!~Dan R.^\ Ron Paul doesn't listen to music, he listens to the call of freedom.~Daniel H.^\ When Ron Paul cuts an onion, the onion cries.~Able D.^\ Ron Paul swam across the Atlantic, then he drank it.~James W.^\ Ron Paul put the sword IN the stone.~Dan R.^\ The Letters of Marque and Reprisal in Article I Section 8 of the Constitution are named after Ron Paul's left and right arms.~Patrick A.^\ Ron Paul dosent take steroids. Steriods take Ron Paul.~xJONNYx^\ Ron Paul was the origional Spartan-117.~Kevin K.^\ Apathy is Ron Paul's bitch.~Greg H.^\ If you spell Ron Paul backwards, you get the Constitution.~Stephen P.^\ Ron Paul was originally cast as Walker: Texas Ranger, but he turned down the job.~Steve F.^\ When God prays, Ron Paul listens.~Clancy D.^\ The Ark of the Covenant does not contain the 10 Commandments. It contains Ron Paul's birth certificate.~Steve F.^\ Dr. Ron Paul isn't a Dr. of Optometry, but he has the power to cure political blindness.~Steve F.^\ Ron Paul got to level 50 General in halo using only the melee.~Tony M.^\ Ron Paul is on the list.~Catherine E.^\ How do you spell tax relief? R-O-N-P-A-U-L.~Catherine E.^\ Ron Paul knows what they call a Whopper in France.~Catherine E.^\ Ron Paul went to a Conservative Arts College because he hates Liberals.~Quy L.^\ Ron Paul: don't leave home without it.~Catherine E.^\ Ron Paul was Dante's guide through Paradiso because Virgil wasn't awesome enough.~Clancy D.^\ Ron Paul finds your lack of pants disturbing.~Stepanie K.^\ Ron Paul invented disco. He also killed it.~Stephanie K.^\ Ron Paul offers me cigarettes when I catch him smoking behind historical monuments.~Stephanie K.^\ Tim Tebow wears Ron Paul pajamas.~James J.^\ 10% of Iowans support Ron Paul. The other 90% are going to wish they did.~Mike F.^\ Ron Paul vacations regularly to the Bermuda Triangle.~Vince^\ Roger Clemens did not take steroids, he just listened to a tape of one of Ron Paul's speeches.~Paul D.^\ Ron Paul is the love child of Superman and Wonder Woman.~Chuck^\ Ron Paul doesnt need to tie his shoelaces; they tighten up out of fear.~Ryan H.^\ Ron Paul is applied directly to the forehead.~Joseph Z.^\ Ron Paul made the Grinch give back Christmas.~Joseph Z.^\ Ron Paul is Jesus' grandfather!~Roy R.^\ Ron Paul can't plagiarize because all original ideas are his.~Ryan H.^\ The only thing that has ever changed about Ron Paul is his age.~Stephanie K.^\ Ron Paul's back is always sore because even when he sleeps he never changes his position.~Russell B.^\ Ron Paul has three children. They're named Truth, Justice, and The American Way.~J. Mo^\ Ron Paul keeps his pimp hand strong.~Russell B.^\ Waldo called. He promises to come out of hiding if Ron Paul is elected president.~Russell B.^\ Chuck Norris has a black belt in Ron Paul.~Chris B.^\ Ron Paul eats NEOCONS for breakfast.~Julius O.^\ Ron paul touches wine and turns it into Jesus.~Sal S.^\ John Galt's tee shirt says \"Who is Ron Paul?\"~Jason H.^\ Ron Paul is so manly that his penis grows a beard.~Philip F.^\ Ron Paul is what Willis was talkin about!~William C.^\ Ron paul eats tyranny for breakfast and poops out freedom.~Jackson W.^\ The Mayans ended the calendar in 2012 to foretell the significance of a Ron Paul Presidency.~Jeff M.^\ The Boogeyman checks his closet if Ron Paul is there...he never gets any sleep.~Anonymous^\ The aliens in Area 51 left when Ron Paul realized they were illegal immigrants. They still submitted their absentee ballot for him when they got home.~Anonymous^\ On July 4th, there is a constellation of Ron Paul's face in the night sky.~Anonymous^\ Every day Ron Paul is shufflin'.~Anonymous^\ Ron Paul sleeps with a pillow under his Constitution.~Sparky T.^\ It's a little known fact that Gandalf the White crossed the sea and became Gandalf the Red, White and Blue - otherwise known as Ron Paul.~Chris K.^\ Gotham changed its bat signal to RP...the joker turned himself in for good after seeing it once in the night sky.~Anonymous^\ SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Ron Paul Causes Liberty, Individualism, Peace, Prosperity, Equality and may Impair Tyranny.~Byron S.^\
Look at your candidate. Now back to Ron Paul. Now back to your candidate. Now back to Ron Paul. Sadly, your candidate is not Ron Paul. But if your candidate would start following the constitution, he/she could be like Ron Paul. Look down, back up. Where are you? You're in the America the founding fathers intended for future generations to inherit. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it, It's the money you could keep if you didn't have to pay all those burdening taxes. Look again. The money is now sound currency! Anything is possible when you vote for Ron Paul. I'm on Freedom Watch.
~Anonymous^\ When Ron Paul opens his mouth, freedom falls out.~Lillian B.^\ If Ron Paul was any more constitutional he'd be printed on hemp..~Brett Z.^\ Ron Paul is so powerful...they had to create the establishment just so he'd have a worthy adversary.~Joe T.^\ If he was alive in 1776, Ron Paul's signature would have been the only one needed for the Declaration of Independence.~Pat K.^\ John Galt's tee shirt says \"Who is Ron Paul?\"~Jason H.^\
When Ron Paul sneezes he ejects nothing but stars, stripes and freedom.~Nicholas M.^\
Ron Paul is so manly that his penis grows a beard.~Philip F.^\
Ron Paul has seen and touched more vaginas than you ever will.~Philip F.^\
Ron Paul and Chuck Norris walked into Congress... The end.~J Lundquist^\
Ron Paul could save you 15% or more on car insurance, but he's busy saving the free world.~J Lundquist^\
Sharks have a week dedicated to Ron Paul.~Andrew G.^\
Ron Paul could cure cancer with a single vote, too bad Ron Paul has never voted \"Yes\".~Marco M.^\
When Ron Paul goes out for ice cream he never gets any toppings, or as he calls them: \"earmarks\".~Marco M.^\
According to Einstein's Theory of Relativity, Ron Paul can win an upcoming straw poll yesterday.~Marco M.^\
Ron Paul is Thomas Jeffersons guardian angel.~Stephen H.^\
What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Ron Paul? Chuck will turn you black and blue, Ron will turn you red, white and blue.~John C.^\
New Hampshire just changed their state motto to \"Ron Paul or die!\".~Tyler P.^\
Ron paul doesn't shop at the grocery store - He only eats the fruit from the Tree of Liberty.~Emily A.^\
Captain America plays with his Ron Paul action figures on the weekends.~Julius L.^\
Uncle Sam and Captain America don't play cops and robbers, they play Ron Paul and Bankers.~Julius L.^\
\"For God so loved the world that he gave us Ron Paul\" - Ron 3:16~Kyle H.^\
Ron Paul is the only political virgin...he's never screwed America.~Zach R.^\
When Atlas shrugged Ron Paul called him a pussy and said \"Watch this\".~Philip P.^\
Ron Paul is like the U.S. Constituition and fine wine; he gets better with age.~Alex F.^\
If you recite the Patriot Act backwards, Ron Paul will appear.~Mary Beth C.^\
When the atomic clock gets out of sync, the technicians adjust it to Ron Paul's voting record.~Cliff H.^\
When Ron Paul talks, E. F. Hutton listens.~Cliff H. & John S.^\
Despite Alex Trebek's insistance, Ron Paul would not play Double Jeopardy because it's against the fifth amendment.~Adam W.^\
Ron Paul blames it on the boogie.~Sam B.^\
Superman dresses up like Ron Paul for Halloween.~John G.^\
Apple pie wishes it could be as American as Ron Paul.~Marco G.^\
Ron Paul once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.~Vicki J.^\
Ron Paul can touch MC Hammer.~Andrew W.^\
When MacGuyver gets in a tough spot, he asks \"What would Ron Paul do?\"~Mark W.^\
Ron Paul doesn't blend.~Ben C.^\
Ron Paul's alarm clock is the Liberty Bell.~Ben C.^\
Babies cry on planes when they miss Ron Paul.~Ed^\
Ron Paul is the reason scientists are working so hard to perfect cloning.~Mike H.^\
If Ron Paul had a hammer, he'd hammer out freedom.~Leslie L.^\
Ron Paul left the Hotel California.~Michael Z.^\
Ron Paul can free light from a black hole.~John L.^\
The founding fathers didn't write the constitution. They predicted what Ron Paul would say in 2012.~John L.^\
Ron Paul only needs 258 words to win a 90 minute debate.~Pete D.^\
Ron Paul doesn't get mad. He gets the constitution.~Pete D.^\
Ron Paul abolished slavery, with his stare.~Azael R.^\
How can you tell when Ron Paul is telling the truth? His lips are moving.~Jim H.^\
Psychics call Ron Paul to find out what is going to happen.~Jim H.^\
Ron Paul's tears are currency in some nations, too bad he believes in sound money.~Leah^\
Ron Paul avoids death and taxes.~Leah^\
The Ron Paul action figure wouldn't sell because it didn't change positions.~Leah^\
Ron Paul CAN find Waldo, but he won't tap any phones or use the PATRIOT Act to do it.~Kacper L.^\
Government is the Cancer and Ron Paul is the cure.~Dylan W.^\
Ron Paul doesn't listen to disco.~Mr. Green Tea J.^\
Ron Paul was against Emperor Palpatine before it was cool.~Troi S.^\ ", ///////////END QUOTES (Stop Editing, don't touch this line)//////////// thenum, thelength; function selectQuote(qnum){ if (usecontrols){ var controls=document.getElementById?document.getElementById('qcontrols'):document.all['qcontrols'] controls.style.visibility='visible' } var qs=quotes.split("^") thelength=qs.length=qs.length-1 if (typeof qnum=='undefined'){ if(method){ var qdate=new Date() thenum=Math.ceil((qdate.valueOf()-new Date(qdate.setMonth(0)).setDate(1))/(1000*60*60*24))%(qs.length-1) } else thenum=Math.floor(qs.length*Math.random()) } else thenum=qnum var quotediv=document.getElementById?document.getElementById('quote'):documet.all['quote'] var theQuote=firstBold? qs[thenum].replace(/^(.)/, '$1') : qs[thenum] var qHTML=quotediv.innerHTML=/~/.test(theQuote)? '
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