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Ron Paul was Dante's guide through Paradiso because
Virgil wasn't awesome enough.
Ron Paul finds your lack of pants disturbing.
Ron Paul invented disco. He also killed it.
Ron Paul offers me cigarettes when I catch him smoking
behind historical monuments.
Tim Tebow wears Ron Paul pajamas.
10% of Iowans support Ron Paul. The other 90% are going to
wish they did.
Ron Paul vacations regularly to the Bermuda Triangle.
Roger Clemens did not take steroids, he just listened to a tape
of one of Ron Paul's speeches.
Ron Paul is the love child of Superman and Wonder Woman.
Ron Paul doesnt need to tie his shoelaces; they tighten up out of fear.
Ron Paul doesn't masturbate, but if he did it would be to
the constitution.
Ron Paul is applied directly to the forehead.
Ron Paul made the Grinch give back Christmas.
Ron Paul is Jesus' grandfather!
Ron Paul can't plagiarize because all original ideas are his.
Ron Paul is Jesus' grandfather!
The only thing that has ever changed about Ron Paul is his age.
Ron Paul's back is always sore because even when he sleeps he never
changes his position.
Ron Paul has three children. They're named Truth, Justice,
and The American Way.
Ron Paul keeps his pimp hand strong.
Waldo called. He promises to come out of hiding if Ron Paul is
elected president.
Chuck Norris has a black belt in Ron Paul.
Ron Paul eats NEOCONS for breakfast.
Ron paul touches wine and turns it into Jesus.
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