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Ron Paul is so in favor of the First Amendment, he runs
attack ads against himself.
The federal government had seven branches before Ron Paul
got a hold of it
Ron Paul is Darth Vader's father.
Ron Paul got an email telling him he won $475 million in the
Nigerian Lottery, responded, and got his check in two days.
Ron Paul once built a personalized guitar for his kid brother Les'
birthday. The rest is history.
There used to be only one senator per state, but after Ron
Paul introduced Freedom, they had to keep spares.
Ron Paul knows the Muffin Man.
Even though all the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't
do it, Ron Paul put Humpty together again.
Ron Paul can not only break the sound barrier, but can fix it too.
Ron Paul is the 800 lb. gorilla in the room.
Ron Paul is good enough, smart enough, and gosh darn it,
people like him!
Ron Paul doesn't listen to music, he listens to the call of freedom.
When Ron Paul cuts an onion, the onion cries.
Ron Paul swam across the Atlantic, then he drank it.
Ron Paul put the sword IN the stone.
The Letters of Marque and Reprisal in Article I Section 8 of the
Constitution are named after Ron Paul's left and right arms.
Ron Paul dosent take steroids. Steriods take Ron Paul.
Ron Paul was the origional Spartan-117.
Apathy is Ron Paul's bitch.
If you spell Ron Paul backwards, you get the Constitution.
Rob Paul was originally cast as Walker: Texas Ranger, but
he turned down the job.
When God prays, Ron Paul listens.
The Ark of the Covenant does not contain the 10 Commandments.
It contains Ron Paul's birth certificate.
Dr. Ron Paul isn't a Dr. of Optometry, but he has the power to
cure political blindness.
Ron Paul got to level 50 General in halo using only the melee
Ron Paul is on the list.
How do you spell tax relief? R-O-N-P-A-U-L.
Ron Paul knows what they call a Whopper in France.
Ron Paul went to a Conservative Arts College
because he hates Liberals.
Ron Paul: don't leave home without it.
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