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Ron Paul does not drive a car. The earth rotates in accordance with
wherever Ron Paul wants his car to be when he steps out of it.
Ron Paul has a 10-hit combo move known as "The Bill of Rights".
Ron Paul has bigger balls of steel than Duke Nukem!
If you listen to The Beatles backwards, you can hear Mitt Romney
say "Ron Paul is ahead..."
When the Moon looks down at the Earth - the moon sees Ron Paul!
Ron Paul can kill the income tax with a roundhouse kick
...but why be cliche when you can make it suffer?
The sun will go blind if it stares at Ron Paul.
Ron Paul cleared all four stages on Ninja Warrior without
using his upper body.
Ron Paul Kills Taxes, Dead.
Ron Paul is the only political virgin in the U.S. Congress;
he's never screwed America.
Hillary Clinton may be the only woman running for president, but
it's also notable that Ron Paul is the only MAN running for president.
Ron Paul has touched more womens vaginas than Wilt Chamberlin.
Much to his chagrin, Ron Paul wakes daily to find bald eagles
nesting in his chest hair.
The ball that went through Bill Buckner's Legs in the '86 World
Series had just heard Ron Paul speak about "individual freedom".
Ron Paul taught Spock the Vulcan Death Touch
Ron Paul has to wear an athletic supporter because his balls
are based on the new currency (pure gold).
Ron Paul makes his own Gravy.
Ron Paul eats the current government and still manages to poop
out pure democracy.
Ron Paul is fighting a battle of ideas against unarmed opponents.
A Camel would walk a mile for Ron Paul.
Carol Paul wears a perpetual smile. Ladies, you'd be smiling too,
if you knew what she knows about Ron Paul.
Superheroes fantasize about becoming Ron Paul.
Honus Wagner's most prized posession was his autographed
Ron Paul rookie card.
Ron Paul refunds a portion of his received solar radiation to the
Universe each year.
Fear knocked at the door. Ron Paul answered. And lo, no one was there.
Man can live on Ron Paul alone.
It took Barry Bonds his entire career to reach 756 home runs.
It took Ron Paul an hour. He spent the first 59 minutes
convincing the Iranians not to use nuclear missles.
Ron Paul can and will catch the gingerbread man.
As a child, Ron Paul did not collect baseball cards.
He collected Amendments.
Ron Paul is a better golfer than Calvin Coolidge.
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