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Ron Paul was an OB-GYNin his private practice. But in
congress, hes a proctologist.
Yes, Ron Paul stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
Ron Paul has bigger balls of steel than Duke Nukem!
Ron Paul doesn't need to eat. He feeds off of Senator
Clinton's fear of him.
Ron Paul saved Jericho!
Ron Paul knows how much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
The sun will go blind if it stares at Ron Paul.
Ron Paul uses the Libery Bell as an alarm clock.
Ron Paul splits atoms....with a butterknife.
Ron Paul once held a Congressional inquiry regarding the
2000 budget. There were no survivors.
Ron Paul once turned a blank tape on full blast. The mime
next door went nuts.
Chuck Norris has a list of 5 people not to mess with.
Ron Paul is all of them.
Ron Paul's house has a drawbridge.
Ron Paul was born 72 years ago, but he is only 45.
Ron Paul is so manly, he grows hair on his fingernails.
Ron Paul does not believe in a tax on income. He does, however,
believe in a tax on crying.
Ron Paul got a hip replacement just for fun.
At sporting events, most people stand during the Star-Spangled
Banner. Ron Paul levitates.
Ron Paul's car doesn't turn left.
Ron Paul is made up of 100% EPIC and 100% WIN.
Ron Paul can take every cent from George Stephanopolous'
pocket and turn it into gold with his bare hands."
Ron Paul eats the U.S. tax code for breakfast.
Ron Paul is one of the Ancient immortals called upon by
Heaven in times of crisis.
Sliced bread is the greatest thing since Ron Paul.
A 500-foot-tall Ron Paul did not attack Tokyo with
radioactive breath. (That would be initiation of force.)
Ron Paul is not watching you.
Ron Paul doesn't write books. The words assemble
together because it is in their economic interest to do so.
When Ron Paul was married, Thomas Jefferson was his best man.
Ron Paul knows kung fu; Chuck Norris fakes it.
Ron Paul knows where Carmen Sandiego is.
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