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Ron Paul is so fast he can steal home plate, but his conscious
won't let him do it.
While playing poker, Ron Paul once drew five of a kind.
The Chicken crossed the road to vote for Ron Paul.
Ron Paul delivered over 4,000 babies. What is remarkable is
that they were all on time, as promised, and under-budget, unlike the Post Office.
Ron Paul eats Total Gyms for breakfast.
Ron Paul's constituent particles are free to go at any
time, but stay together by unanimous mutual consent.
The Constitution was printed in Ron Paul's blood.
Gold is backed by Ron Paul.
Ron Paul hates Raymond.
...and on the seventh day, Ron Paul said "I'll take it from here."
Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of government?
Ron Paul knows.
Ron Paul once had an arm-wrestling contest with Superman.
The loser had to agree to wear his underwear outside his pants.
If Ron Paul had lived in Sparta, the movie would have been called "1".
Ron Paul destroys big governments with laser beams from his eyes.
Every time Ron Paul farts, the Liberty Bell rings.
The original pledge of allegiance ended with "Liberty, and Justice
(and Ron Paul)"
Ron Paul spam is neither edible nor nutritious.
In Soviet Russia, Ron Paul votes for YOU!
Ron Paul can, and does, believe it's not butter.
Ron Paul founded the Pony Express.
If guts could fight, they would fight their Ron Paul out.
The comic strip "Captain America" is Ron Paul's biography.
If Truthism was a recognized religion, Ron Paul would
be it's only Prophet!
Ron Paul is in talks with ABC to produce a new show...
"Extreme Makeover: Country Edition."
A Klondike bar would do anything for a Ron Paul.
Ron Paul's mother is the Statue of Liberty.
Ron Paul's heart is literally made out of gold. This
greatly upsets the Federal Reserve.
Ron Paul is an anagram for Our Plan.
Ron Paul's taught Johnny Cash "one piece at a time"...
Ron Paul is a freedom magnet.
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