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Chuck Norris was a Liberal until Ron Paul kicked some
sense into him.
Before Rudy Giuliani goes to bed he checks his
closet for Ron Paul!
Ron Paul defies the Laws of (Political) Science!
In Braveheart, Mel Gibson was originally supposed to
scream "RON PAUL!" however, it was changed to just "Freedom!" for legal reasons.
Ron Paul knows how LOST is going to end.
On the 0th day Ron Paul created God and Ron Paul
said it was "aiight".
The Constitution was printed in Ron Paul's blood.
Ron Paul taught Jesus how to walk on water.
Ron Paul has a natural non-stick, Teflon coating.
Ron Paul could make soccer interesting.
Good: Old Doc Paul's Constitution Salve.
Bad: Fast Rudy McRomney's Preemptive Suppositories.
Hannibal Lecter is not interested in Ron Paul's liver.
He would, however, like to know more about Ron Paul's plan to abolish the IRS.
Ron Paul did not invent the Internet. He invented bits.
Ron Paul makes King Leonidas' fight look like child's play.
Ron Paul named his fists "Freedom" and "Justice".
Ron Paul's experience as a Gynecologist gives him the best
credentials to fix the BUSH Administration.
Ron Paul can recite pi to 1776 decimal places.
Ron Paul taught John Wayne how to ride a horse.
Ron Paul taught Yoda how to use the force.
When the going gets tough, the tough get Ron Paul.
If guts could fight, they would fight their Ron Paul out.
Ron Paul once went on a wild goose chase, and caught the goose.
Ron Paul can kill two birds with one stone, but
doesn't because he is against violence.
Ron Paul knows how many licks it takes to get to the
center of a tootsie pop.
Ron Paul taught his old dog new tricks.
Ron Paul can strike out a batter in two pitches.
Illegal immigrants willing go home and get
into line for Ron Paul.
Chuck Norris and Ron Paul were once WWE Tag Team Champions.
Ron Paul lives in a house made of integrity.
Freddy Kruger has nightmares about Ron Paul.
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