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Oil and water spontaneously mix when Ron Paul speaks.
Ron Paul wears running shoes so he can chase down "tax and
spend" Republicans & rip their hearts out with his bare hands.
Ron Paul can turn water into the American Flag.
When applied directly to the brain, Ron Paul instantly
cures socialism.
Ron Paul doesn't act like a patriot, a patriot acts
like Ron Paul.
Studies by the World Health Organization show that
Ron Paul is the leading cause of freedom among men.
Ron Paul's tears can shrink government. Too bad he never cries.
Ron Paul wasn't born. He liberated himself from the womb.
While not a proctologist, Ron Paul will save this country's ass.
Ron Paul has two speeds - walk, and liberate.
The chief export of Ron Paul is liberty.
Ron Paul doesn’t write books. The words assemble out of fear.
Ron Paul turned down Superman's job.
Waldo cannot hide from Ron Paul.
Ron Paul named his fists "Freedom" and "Justice".
Ron Paul refuses to drink tea...only water from Boston Harbor.
Ron Paul let the dogs out. They were being held without due process.
The price of gold is pegged to Ron Paul's "good cholesterol" level.
Ron Paul can smell government spending a mile away.
Ron Paul knows dozens of words that rhyme with "orange".
Ron Paul blew up both Death Stars, but the media spun the facts
in favor of Luke and Lando.
It was going to be called the Paul of Rights, but Ron Paul
is a humble man.
Ron Paul can believe its not butter.
When fascism goes to sleep at night, it checks under the
bed for Ron Paul.
Ron Paul personally approved this fact.
Ron Paul was the OB that Delivered Chuck Norris.
Ron Paul can stop Global Warming with one roundhouse
kick to the sun.
Ron Paul can recite pi to 1776 decimal places.
Ron Paul is able to leap tall stacks of congressional
legislation in a single bound.
Ron Paul played the role of V in the movie, "V for Vendetta".
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