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Ron Paul is like kryptonite to Rudy Giuliani.
Ron Paul has two first names...and is proud of it.
Ron Paul wants to create the perfect currency backed only by his love
of freedom!
Ron Paul is an anagram for "Freedom" (but only he knows how).
Ron Paul doesn't pee. He liberates urine.
Ron Paul could lead a horse to water AND convince it to drink, but he
doesn't believe the government has the right to so he refuses.
Ron Paul's motorcycle is powered by global warming.
Ron Paul has a regenerative healing factor, retractable claws of
freedom and a skeletal system comprised of adamantium
encased liberty.
Ron Paul's midi-chlorian level is off the chart.
Ron Paul has delivered over 4,000 babies, what makes this
particularly remarkable is that they were all his own.
Chuck Norris voted for Ron Paul in 88... twice.
King Midas shook hands with Ron Paul once. Nothing happened.
Ron Paul makes the U.S. dollar want to be a better currency.
Ron Paul's hemoglobin contains stainless steel, not iron.
Ron Paul has only noble gas.
When Chuck Norris gets scared, he goes to Ron Paul.
Ron Paul once ordered a Big Mac from Burger King, and got one.
Ron Paul emerged from the womb wrapped in a flag of no more
than thirteen stars and stripes.
Rather than use his powers for evil, Ron Paul uses his powers
for awesome.
Ron Paul knows dozens of words that rhyme with "orange".
Ron Paul is wiser than Dumbledore.
In space, you can hear Ron Paul scream.
Ron Paul made the apple fall on newton.
According to biblical prophecy, Ron Paul will part the Potomac
and lead the fiscal conservatives out of Washington, DC.
The government tried to steal once. Ron Paul made it sit in time out.
Ron paul actually trained the Geico gecko to speak with that accent.
Ron Paul's pen is mightier than his William Wallace broad sword.
Ron Paul doesn't have bowel movements because is doesn't waste.
Ron Paul gets high on freedom.
Dogs lie down with cats when Ron Paul speaks.
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