Ron Paul Facts

Ron Paul Facts - Chuck Norris style facts about Dr. Ron Paul

Ron Paul invented Chuck Norris.

I just saved a bunch of money by switching to Ron Paul.

If you pull Ron Paul's finger, a band will march by playing

Yankee Doodle Dandy.

Ron Paul lost his virginity to Susan B. Anthony.

Ron Paul has no alarm clock, but instead wakes every morning to the

call of freedom.

Ron Paul doesn't cut taxes. He kills them with his bare hands.

Jesus wears a wrist band that says "What Would Ron Paul Do?"

Ron Paul doesn't sleep. He deliberates.

Ron Paul doesn't go the gym. He stays fit by exercising his civil rights.

Ron Paul delivers babies without his hands. He simply reads them the

Bill of Rights and they crawl out in anticipation of freedom.

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